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8.1 The Gluten Free Girl (Shauna Ahern)

 

Shauna James Ahern, the Gluten Free Girl

Shauna James Ahern, the Gluten Free Girl

Shauna Ahern’s blog, Gluten Free Girl, was the first blog I ever consciously read.  It was two years ago (yes, I’m quite behind the curve) and I had just been diagnosed with Celiac Disease–an autoimmune disorder in which the body attacks itself when gluten is consumed (wheat, barley, rye, malt, and other derivatives.)  Now it may sound fairly simple to avoid these things, but it isn’t:  gluten is what makes pizza dough chewy.  It makes bread and cookies worthwhile.  It’s in soy sauce.  And pasta.  And movie popcorn.  And some candy.  And some meat products.  And spices.  And envelope glue.  And beer.  And much, much more.  (I even have to avoid microscopic amounts–so I cook in separate pans from my husband, rarely eat out, and have to wash my hands obsessively after I touch anything suspicious.)

My whole world turned upside down when I got my diagnosis; I didn’t know where to turn, knew no one else with the disease, and felt doomed that I’d never be able to enjoy eating again.  I’d be living in the equivalent of a culinary plastic bubble.

And then I started reading Shauna’s blog.

She’s a very talented and lyrical writer; and as I read her posts, day by day, the great cloud hovering over my head began to slowly dissipate.  I started to think, hey, maybe I can handle this.  Shauna provided important insights and advice, even when she didn’t mean to (just hearing her discuss day-to-day trivialities was educational.)  She listed recipes and products I would likely enjoy (like the best kind of gluten free pasta, special celiac flour mixes and alternative grains that were OK to eat.)  And most importantly, she sang about her new life as a celiac.  She sang about food and all its possibilities.  She sang about how her life had changed so much for the better because of her diagnosis–not only because she ate better, but because she lived better.  And most importantly, she sang about everything that had happened to her life since she started writing about it–it was while blogging that she met her husband (a professional chef) Dan; married him; honeymooned with him in Italy; and gave birth to their first child.  And mind you, she has done all of this since she turned 40.  Her life, and her blog, have become about the everlasting “yes,” the positive perspective she brings to everyday challenges (she even got “yes” tattooed on her wrist to remind herself of this.)  Shauna is, without doubt, one of the best examples of the law of attraction (in its New Age sense) that I have ever stumbled upon.

Shauna's book, Gluten Free Girl (based on posts from her blog), debuted last year to wide praise.

Shauna's book, Gluten Free Girl (based on posts from her blog), debuted last year to wide praise.

Now, I will likely never wax as poetical about food as Shauna does.  (Although I like to cook sometimes, I do miss being able to pick up take out on a whim, or go to any restaurant I like, or eat cake at a birthday party.)  And I will likely never be as radiantly happy as she–I was raised as an Irish Catholic in New England, after all.  (That means a certain amount of skepticism and cynicism will always be a part of my genetic make-up.)  But although I will never embrace my celiac diagnosis with the everlasting “yes” she has demonstrated, Shauna has certainly helped to move me away from the “oh, God, no” reaction I had two years ago.  For me, it is now more like an everlasting “hmmmm.”   

And that means I’ve come a long way, baby.

So thanks to Shauna for her inspiration, her wisdom, and her commitment to her craft.  It has made all the difference to me!  

Please take the time to visit Shauna’s website, visit www.glutenfreegirl.blogspot.com.



Week 8: Six Bloggers Blogging
December 29, 2008, 8:30 am
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sheena-bloggerIt’s another busy week for me (as I’m sure it is for you), blogreaders.  So for these last few days of 2008 (and first few days of 2009!) I’m going to introduce you to a few of my favorite bloggers.

Please forgive me for the brevity of my posts–I’ll be more back to normal next week, I promise.  In the meantime, I hope you take a moment to explore some of the really excellent stuff out there in the blogosphere.



7.7 The Seventh Day: Christmas is over, but SNL’s Andy Samberg is a gift that just keeps on giving.

No video reminiscences about Christmas would be complete without Andy Samberg’s masterpiece.  Please forgive the objectionable material!



7.6 Gagging Grandma: Christmas with the Chasseurs in “The Ref”

Take one demented couple who have accrued thousands of hours in therapy.  Add one cat burglar (in the person of Denis Leary), a blackmailing son, multiple dysfunctional family visitors, a hostage situation, and a little dash of Christmas Eve and you have the hilarity that is The Ref.

Featuring two of my favorite actors, the brilliant Judy Davis and Kevin Spacey, this witty gem directed by the late great Ted Demme has many classic moments.  But undoubtedly one of my favorites features the character Rose (the bitingly acerbic matriarch of the family), berating Gus (the burglar, played by Denis Leary) for his incompetence as a man and a criminal.

The hilarious part for me is that this speech from Grandma isn’t so far off what some of my friends (or their mothers) might say in the same situation.  

(My friends are awesome.)



7.5 Keira Knightley Gets Some Christmas Love

Love Actually is a flawed film.  There are hilarious moments.  There are cliché moments.  There are moments when good acting talent is wasted.  And there are moments when the film descends into the ridiculous, such as when the British Prime Minister (played by Hugh Grant) is caught kissing his catering manager backstage at a grade school play.  Cute, but ridiculous.  

But there is one moment in the film that stands out above all others to me.  Of course, it is utterly fantastical–I don’t know many men who would have the imagination or the grace to make such a gesture.  (And I know still fewer women who would be able to resist it.) But I’m a sucker for it nonetheless.  The moment I am talking about is when the character, Mark (played by Andrew Lincoln) shows up at the front door of his best friend’s wife (the character Juliet, played by Keira Knightley) to tell her that he is in love with her.  And it’s done in such a wistful, funny, quiet way that it’s beautiful.



7.4 Buddy the Elf and the Throne of Lies
December 25, 2008, 12:00 pm
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I think Will Ferrell’s portrayal of Buddy in the movie Elf is destined to be one of the classic characters of Christmases to come–for our kids, and our kids’ kids.  He’s just that hilarious.

He plays the role of an adopted elf (a normal sized adult who was raised among the elves in the North Pole) who has come to Manhattan to find his birth father.  The wide-eyed innocence with which Ferrell interprets the character is hilarious–actually believing a diner serves “the world’s best coffee”; his fascination with the revolving doors on buildings (insisting on pushing them around and around until he’s dizzy); and thinking that a department store Santa might actually be real.

In the following scene, Buddy (Ferrell) recognizes that he’s made a mistake, and that Santa (at least in this particular case) isn’t all he’s cracked up to be.  It’s laugh out loud funny.  Merry Christmas!



Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2008, 10:30 am
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Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday!  Judy Garland said it better than I ever could:



7.3 I Like Life: Scrooge Gets His Drunk On

This post goes out to my friend Mellie, with whom I have had numerous moments of hilarity over Albert Finney’s performance in Scrooge (a 1970 musical remake of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.)    

Now, I must give Mr. Finney great props as an actor–he’s incredibly talented, and I have been very moved by his performances in such films as The Browning Version and A Man of No Importance (to name a few.)  But Scrooge represents a rather comic misstep in his otherwise brilliant career:  my biggest giggles have come during such classic songs as “You…you” and “I Hate People.”

Now this isn’t to say I don’t like the movie…because I do, very much.  It’s a rollicking piece of Christmas kitcsch that you’ll find yourself humming along to, again and again (especially if you have a few egg nogs in you.)  And unquestionably one of my favorite moments is when Scrooge meets the ghost of Christmas Present, drinks a little bit of wine, and allows himself to admit “I like life.”

I couldn’t think of a more appropriate song for Christmas Eve.  So gather with your family, have a little (or a lot of) wine, and sing along (you’ll find it hard not to):



7.2 The Triple Dog Dare: Flick Licks the Flagpole

Holy smokes, who can forget when Ralphie’s friend Flick (played by actor Scotty Schwartz) accepts the Triple Dog Dare to lick the flagpole in A Christmas Story?  It is easily one of the best scenes ever in Christmas film history.  And frighteningly familiar:  I knew a kid who did the same thing at recess back in 2nd grade, and it was just as painful, embarrassing, and pee-your-pants funny as it was in the movie.

Now, please forgive me for being irreverent during this Christmas season, but every time I watch it, I can’t help but wonder whether there was some deliberate symbolic foreshadowing for Scotty Schwartz’s career planted in the script?  (Scotty went on to star in porn films.  Insert guttural Beavis and Butthead chuckle here.)



7.1 Alfalfa, “all growed up” in It’s a Wonderful Life

Without doubt, It’s a Wonderful Life is my favorite Christmas film.  I’m rather ashamed to admit I never saw it until I was in college, and this was thanks to a couple of classic film buffs (both under age 10!) for whom I babysat back in the day.  So thanks, Lili and John, wherever you are!

There are innumerable classic moments in It’s a Wonderful Life, of course.  The moment when George (Jimmy Stewart) courts Mary (Donna Reed) as they sing “Buffalo Gals” (and that old man from the porch calls out, “why don’t you kiss her instead of talking her to death?”) The moment George saves the Savings and Loan from the bank run during the Depression, and places the two dollars they have left in the safe.  And the ultimate moment at the end of the film, when Zuzu says, “Look, Daddy, teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings,” and George looks up and says, “That’s right, that’s right.  Atta boy, Clarence.”

Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer

Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer

But you might have missed a very critical cameo in the film by Carl “Alfalfa” Switzer, of Little Rascals fame, as Mary’s would-be suitor “Freddie Othello” at the high school dance.  He only has a handful of lines, but it’s his one big act of defiance that enables the plot during the rest of the movie:  that’s right, Alfalfa is the one who pulls the lever to retract the moveable floor during the Charleston contest.  And it’s what causes Mary and George to go flying into the gym pool, get absolutely drenched, and walk home together in their makeshift costumes (she in a swim robe, he in an ill-fitting football uniform.)  And then, they fall in love…

You can relive the scene here (the clip is long, so please forgive me! Alfalfa features in the first 3-4 minutes.)